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Overheard at the local Dunkin’ Donuts at opening time:
:0 = My supervisor
:/= The poor cashier
LW = Our town
PC = Town a half hour away
Enter scene as a van pulls into the parking lot and begins unloading a bunch of donuts –
:0 – You guys don’t make your own donuts?
– No, the place isn’t big enough, so we truck them in from PC.
:0 – You are selling imported donuts!? [Insert sarcasm here]
– Heh, yeah, it is a pain to have to truck them in, but hey. Would you like some sonuts?
:0 – No, I don’t wan’t any imported donuts, I want LW donuts, not PC donuts! I have standards. [More sarcasm]
Easily amused or not, if I am laughing at the idea of a boycott of imported donuts, I think I need to go to bed.
I was gifted a few cable locks the other day and tossed them into a box while I worked on some stuff outside.When I came back inside, I realized that I had received more than I had bargained for:
The Arrogant Worms – Carrot Juice Is Murder:
Why did everyone run screaming from the building when the Moslem lit his pipe?
It was a pipe-bomb.