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An Insensitive Joke For You

Why did everyone run screaming from the building when the Moslem lit his pipe?

It was a pipe-bomb.

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Two Questions of the Day

Why is it that the Brits put this on their front page, but not us?

Also, what do you think the American press reaction would be if pig-fucker Hagan was white, or not a Moslem?

I bet they would be screaming from the rooftops for a month. He would also be called a Tea-bagger just because they could get away with it.

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In Honor of Violent Moslem Fanaticism

A little joke for the day.

Q: Why did the Islamic preschool explode during arts and crafts?

A: The teachers accidentally handed out the C-4 instead of the Play-doh.

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Allahu Ackbar!!!

Welcome to the first Jihad Marathon Sunday. Vote for your favorite contestant.

 Entry A:

Entry B:

Entry C:

 Entry D:

The winner gets a new head scarf.

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Feminism, “We think, because you can’t be trusted to.”

Can someone please explain to me how you gain rights by having your government tell you what you can and can’t wear?

“Excuse me, ma’am, but you can’t wear that veil in here, it is demeaning to you.”

“And this isn’t?”

“No ma’am, by treating you like a child and telling you not to wear that ghastly thing, I am empowering you.”

“But, my faith dictates it, and I am faithful.”

“No, no, no, you silly little mindless thing. Your man demands it, you only wear it because he will beat you if you don’t.”

“Oh, I see, thank you for setting me straight. I now see that I really shouldn’t think for myself, and should just let you do my thinking for me.”

“You’re welcome ma’am.”

Ok, it makes perfect sense now. We’ll fight the religious oppression of many of these women with the governmental oppression of all of them. Yup, nothing will stop wife-beating pigs like making their wives criminals for being forced to wear a burka. Stepping up enforcement of domestic violence codes would just be too reasonable. We can’t have efficiency, not when we can be innefectual and feel good doing it.

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When Infidellic Pigs Fly

 This one just made me laugh.

Stolen from Moonbattery (click the animation)

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Maybe There Is Something To This Whole Green Thing After All

Shamelessly stolen from: Attack Cartoons

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