Monthly Archives: December 2015

wat?

I think I need to track this down and make some friends watch it. The amount of booze necessary to get through it would certainly kill us all, however.

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Brown Christmas!

Because some people won’t share their winter, I had to replace sleigh bells and sled with paddles and kayaks in the creek behind the house:

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At least The Boy and dog had fun.

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A Most Festive Case

Of insomnia. Can’t get to sleep, so merry Christmas to the rest of you dreaming of sugarplums and trees blossoming a buffer crop of 22 short and long rifle.

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Dear Santa,

I’ve been an ass all year, but could you drop one of these off for me, anyway?

http://recycledfirefighter.com/products/the-rigger-technician?variant=3378074628

Yellow and black or red and black as a second choice. Thanks in advance, Santa.

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Indecision

Do I give the Colt to The Boy on his birthday which would be more fitting for it being made 100 years before his birth and instead hand him my youth size Henry lever-action for Christmas?

Yeah, I’m doing that. Leaves me time to get a jug of trailboss, box -o-boolits, and set of dies to accompany the Colt. Maybe even tool his name or something into the holster.

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Dear Walther,

The PPS M2 looks cool. Which is saying something when you have been releasing the ugliest of ducklings for years. But we need to talk.

Americans are fun-hating Puritanical wankers who refuse to let the world have nice things. Putting a button release on your new pistol in place of the cool and functional paddle just to appease them is wrong. Don’t encourage them to continue insisting the universe be a whitebread slice of soul-sucking genericism. Don’t give them what they want, give them the paddle they deserve.

 

Yours truly even though you don’t really care,

Butch

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w00t

Found an ancient Cabela’s gift card in a box pulled from storage. And free shipping covers ammo for the moment. Two free boxes of 17 grain Vmax for the new Ruger? Don’t mind if I do 😀

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