Too Brief Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy

Angsty womanizer with a Walkman, raccoon with a long gun and Napoleon complex, THE BEST HOUSEPLANT, homicidal roid monster, and green assassin scorned battle a gothic rogue member of The Blue Man Group or something.

Don’t look into the plot because *PEWPEWPEW* *KERSPLOSION OUT OF LEFT FIELD* “Holy shit, he totally crushed that dude with another dude!” *pewpew…KERPOW!”

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