I finally flipped someone off on my bicycle.
Preparing to turn left into work, I positioned myself in the left tire grove by the double yellow to avoid cutting across the whole lane and having cars try to pass me during my turn. A motorcycle decided that riding my rear tire would save him time getting wherever and was trying to pass me in the couple of feet between my bike and the centerline as I signaled my turn. He locked his brakes and his tires squealed to a stop as he yelled, “you stupid bastard, I almost wrecked. Wait your fucking turn!”
“Right of way, bitch!” Came my reply as I waved him a one finger salute while co-workers looked on in the parking lot.