“I’ll work on my pig roaster before work!” *crash* “Time for a new brake-light lens! I’ll leave for work early and grab a bottle of rum before work on the way back from getting a new lens :)”
*patpatpat* :/ “Where is my wallet? Shit.”
Called in and now I get to repair my stupidity, cancel debit cards, and go to the DMV for a new, temporary license! Wheeee!
Still better than work, honestly, and I did get to go swimming with the dog this morning.